Tuesday, July 27, 2010


  • One cozy mattress, sheets crumpled, pillows askew
  • Two generous sized portions of human beings
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons oil, plain or scented
  • 2 medium candles, scented or plain
  • 1 matchstick
  • One moon
  • Skylight (open or closed-optional)
  • Music of your choice
  • Preheat room to cozy temperature.
  • Add two generous sized portions of human beings to cozy mattress until the sheets sheets become crumpled and the pillows are askew.
  • Rub generously with oil. Toss well to blend.
  • Add moon from above.
  • Light two medium candles with one matchstick.
  • Add skylight (open or closed-optional).
  • Turn music of your choice on to desired volume.
  • Soften each human being by wrapping in damp cloth or sheets.
  • Fill each human being with love and affection, roll in crumpled sheets, and sprinkle with kisses.
  • Bake as long as needed to get desired results.

Makes 2 servings (1 human being each).

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  1. You are too cute! Love generous sized portions of human beings!

  2. What a funny idea! Yummy! But for me there is a message here too. The 'yield' suggests that love, affection and its expression yields two 'cooked or complete' human beings. Love it.

  3. Oh my that was great! I'm taking soen the recipe right now!


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